Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Slices Of Dan's Life and A Couple Of Links

SLICE # 1

I wanted to write an extended blog post about the OSCW afterparty on Saturday which included drinking, dancing, women, overloaded vehicles, missing wrestlers, Transformers: the Animated Movie quotes, getting pictures taken with random drunk strangers, and the most unconvincing declaration of fidelity ever(*).

Too much happened. You'll have to settle for this moment, which was representative of the evening.

A bunch of the wrestlers and I are wedged in one of the Sanchez brothers' car following Boris' vehicle to our next destination. I unwisely have my backpack with me instead of in the trunk and it is wedged under my chin and into the side of Mentallo's face.

MENTALLO: What's in that thing anyway that you need it with you--the fifteen thousand dollars from the Big John Studd Bodyslam Challenge?
BORIS: Hey, if I'm in here with you guys, who the F*** is driving my car?

SLICE #2

I am giving Bastet a backrub.

BASTET: You know you've gotten a lot better at giving back rubs over the past few months. Have you been practicing?

Dan's brain immediately flashes back to being locked in a community hall bathroom rubbing fake tan lotion on Heavy Metal's back at the past few OSCW shows.

DAN'S BRAIN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAN: I don't know, sweetie. It must be just because of how much I love you.

I'm performing comedy at the Rouge Lounge tonight on Jasper Avenue in Edmonton. If you have the night free, come on down.

OTHER LINKS:

For those of you interested in women's issues, here are a couple links I posted on my Facebook page today. One is from Poetry of Flesh on why she isn't a feminist. The second one is on why women have a hard time trusting men.


(*) "Overall, I've been pretty faithful to my wife." Put that on a 25th annivesary card, Hallmark.

5 comments:

Poetry of Flesh said...

It always catches me off guard when you do that. I like it, but it continues to surprise me that my misogynstic rants don't piss everyone and their mother off.

Dan_Brodribb said...

Well, it's early yet...

Poetry of Flesh said...

You're right. I should try harder.

ClpX said...

(laugh) I think you meant to link to the "hater" post, had me well confused for several paragraphs.

I read a few random posts and had a major laugh at you being towed home on rollerblades. :)

Good luck tonight!

Dan_Brodribb said...

Thanks for the correction...and for reading.

I still have those rollerblades.

After reading some of your posts, I kind of feel like digging them out.

Dan