Monday, July 27, 2009

The Other Good News (Dan Writes Poetry)

As regular readers know, I like to walk places I haven't walked before.

What I don't like is overpasses. And underpasses. And weird turny-roads. And hills that lead to indeterminate destinations.

I ran into all of these this morning walking home in the blazing sun with no sleep from the Folk Fest. I knew where I was. I could see where I wanted to go. And in between those two points...a labyrinthine swirl of bridges, and under- and overpasses. Lanes here, lanes there...it looked like of Dream Theater's Systematic Chaos album cover.

The good news is, I made it successfully.

The other good news is it inspired me to poetry.

I've entitled the following Haiku "Walking From the Muttart to Jasper Avenue On No Sleep Under The Killer Sun."

Hot, Tired, Pissed Off
I wish I were dead right now
Cars speed to oblige

It isn't as powerful translated into English (tired is two syllables, purists). Read in the original language, it looks like this:

Fucking Fuckery
Fucking Fuckety Fuck FUCK!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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(Wrestling Thoughts) Domestic Partnership: A New Twist on an Old Routine

The upcoming OSCW show has me thinking of wrestling and how refreshing it is to see new twists on tired gimmicks.

For example there's a tag team on the indy scene right now called Domestic Partnership made up of Deryck Cross(e) and Bobby Fletcher. They work the "bad guy of ambiguous sexuality gimmick", which is as old as the hills, hearkening back to Gorgeous George, down to Adrian Adonis to the Genius, to Goldust to Billy & Chuck and a million indy workers looking for cheap and easy heat.

But when Domestic Partnership does it, it works, and to me, there are two things that set them apart.

a) They MIGHT be gay, but they can DEFINITELY kick your ass
A lot of times the 'gay character' is played as cowardly, and physically ineffectual, with an offense of eye pokes, slaps, and effete back scratches. Problem is, it makes it very hard to use them except as comedy characters because nobody can come out of a match with them looking better than they came in. If the good guy beats the gay character, it's no big deal since the guy is an effete wimp, and if the good guy loses, he looks like a complete buffoon. Domestic Partnership are credible as ass-kickers so there's no shame in losing to them and beating them is an accomplishment. It gives them a nice versatility so you can use the characters in anywhere on the card.

B)They aren't Pro-man, they're ANTI-WOMAN
DP spend a lot of time running down women, which I don't remember seeing any other gay characters do a lot. It's something that sets them apart from the rest of the ambiguous sexuality pack (always a good thing when being a memorable character is your bread and butter) while making them more despicable. Bleeding heart liberals (yes, some of us watch wrestling too) like myself feel uncomfortable booing a character based on his sexual orientation. But Domestic Partnership aren't just possibly gay...they're MISOGYNIST gays, so I can boo them guilt-free to my politically-correct heart's content.

Kudos to them for taking an old gimmick and making it fresh and memorable.

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