It's strange how seeing the words 'Giant Robot Dinosaurs' on the front page of the newspaper headlines can brighten my whole day.
My favorite part of the article is this:
A group of investors, who Suess says prefer to remain out of the spotlight for now, spent millions of dollars on the park. Suess won't reveal their identities, but said there are "common elements" with the ownership of Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
"The gentleman, in particular, that is kind of the primary owner -- this is his vision and his dream."
Mysterious owner...an isolated park celebrating its grand opening...Giant Robot Dinosaurs...
What's not to love?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to round up my best friends: a sexy reporter, her ex-husband--a disgraced former hotshot paleontolgist, a wisecracking visible minority, a smarmy laywer, and a plucky twelve-year old girl and her computer genius kid brother.
I hope we can get there before the park closes for the night.
This will be the best long weekend ever. I can't imagine how anything could possibly go wrong.