It's strange how seeing the words 'Giant Robot Dinosaurs' on the front page of the newspaper headlines can brighten my whole day.
My favorite part of the article is this:
A group of investors, who Suess says prefer to remain out of the spotlight for now, spent millions of dollars on the park. Suess won't reveal their identities, but said there are "common elements" with the ownership of Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
"The gentleman, in particular, that is kind of the primary owner -- this is his vision and his dream."
Mysterious owner...an isolated park celebrating its grand opening...Giant Robot Dinosaurs...
What's not to love?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to round up my best friends: a sexy reporter, her ex-husband--a disgraced former hotshot paleontolgist, a wisecracking visible minority, a smarmy laywer, and a plucky twelve-year old girl and her computer genius kid brother.
I hope we can get there before the park closes for the night.
This will be the best long weekend ever. I can't imagine how anything could possibly go wrong.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Computer Hobos
Upcoming Wrestling
OSCW - Saturday, September 4, Hazeldean Community Hall, Edmonton (7pm) (contact me for ticket information)
Upcoming Meditation Instruction
(Contact info@serenereflections.ca for more information)
Saturday July 31, 2010 at 10:00 am at the Strathcona Public Library 8331 - 104 Street
Saturday September 11, 2010 at 10:00 am at the Strathcona Public Library 8331 - 104 Street Contact info@serenereflections.ca for more information.
Dating Stuff
Dan Brodribb's Writing on Dating and Relationships appears at thegatewayboyfriend.blogspot.com
The Heart Way Support Group's next meeting is 7:30pm, Tuesday, August 3 (Register at thegatewayboyfriend@gmail.com
This afternoon found me pushing my computer down the street in a rusty, found shopping cart (*). I looked like the World's Most Technological Street Person. Only with nicer shoes. And hands unblemished by years of hard living.
Perhaps I just looked like what I was. A man too cheap to spring for a taxi for a two block trip.
All the files I needed were saved. Hooray!
I find it funny that just the other week I was worrying about the death of CDs and cassettes (long time readers won't be surprised). Should I update all my music to electronic format before they became unplayable? Cassettes are moving parts. Cassette players are moving parts. Surely they can't last that much longer.
Turns out my goddamn cassette player outlasted my computer. Two computers, if I'm not mistaken, and since the last computer I bought was nearly a decade ago, that's saying something.
OSCW - Saturday, September 4, Hazeldean Community Hall, Edmonton (7pm) (contact me for ticket information)
Upcoming Meditation Instruction
(Contact info@serenereflections.ca for more information)
Saturday July 31, 2010 at 10:00 am at the Strathcona Public Library 8331 - 104 Street
Saturday September 11, 2010 at 10:00 am at the Strathcona Public Library 8331 - 104 Street Contact info@serenereflections.ca for more information.
Dating Stuff
Dan Brodribb's Writing on Dating and Relationships appears at thegatewayboyfriend.blogspot.com
The Heart Way Support Group's next meeting is 7:30pm, Tuesday, August 3 (Register at thegatewayboyfriend@gmail.com
This afternoon found me pushing my computer down the street in a rusty, found shopping cart (*). I looked like the World's Most Technological Street Person. Only with nicer shoes. And hands unblemished by years of hard living.
Perhaps I just looked like what I was. A man too cheap to spring for a taxi for a two block trip.
All the files I needed were saved. Hooray!
I find it funny that just the other week I was worrying about the death of CDs and cassettes (long time readers won't be surprised). Should I update all my music to electronic format before they became unplayable? Cassettes are moving parts. Cassette players are moving parts. Surely they can't last that much longer.
Turns out my goddamn cassette player outlasted my computer. Two computers, if I'm not mistaken, and since the last computer I bought was nearly a decade ago, that's saying something.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Life Lessons from the Digital World
Yesterday I got back from a wonderful weekend refereeing the entire OSCW show (next show September 4) with the New Girlfriend (Oh, I didn't mention her? I'll come back to that as soon as I come up with an appropriate pseudonym for her) to discover my computer had crashed, taking with it my pictures, my music, some stand-up comedy stuff and some writing for this blog.
I'm most distraught about the pictures and the music. The comedy and writing stuff sucks, but I have faith in my ability to produce more.
But it was not the timing I wanted.
I'm grateful for a couple things though. That my sister and mother had bought me a laptop recently. Except for the brand-new stuff, most is backed-up on there.
I'm also grateful because it's a reminder of how quickly things can change. It's a reminder to try and appreciate things.
It's also a reminder to back stuff up.
Oh and I have stories for you. Many many stories.
Hopefully some of them make it up here. Sometimes I'm so busy living I don't have time to write things down.
Which is disappointing as a writer, but all in all it's not the worst problem in the world to have.
I'm most distraught about the pictures and the music. The comedy and writing stuff sucks, but I have faith in my ability to produce more.
But it was not the timing I wanted.
I'm grateful for a couple things though. That my sister and mother had bought me a laptop recently. Except for the brand-new stuff, most is backed-up on there.
I'm also grateful because it's a reminder of how quickly things can change. It's a reminder to try and appreciate things.
It's also a reminder to back stuff up.
Oh and I have stories for you. Many many stories.
Hopefully some of them make it up here. Sometimes I'm so busy living I don't have time to write things down.
Which is disappointing as a writer, but all in all it's not the worst problem in the world to have.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Time for a Change of Heart?
(pulling away curtain)
Here's what I've been putting together for the last little while. First meeting is August 3.
I am both excited and nervous. What if nobody comes? What if TOO MANY people come?
I'll deal with that when I get there, I guess.
If you know someone who might be interested, I'd love it if you'd pass this information on to them. Email for the group will be at thegatewayboyfriend@gmail.com.
The Heart Way
The Heart Way is a support group for anyone looking to improve their love life. Whether you're single or attached, hooking up or breaking up, The Heart Way is where we work on becoming accountable for our own romantic happiness without guilt or blame.
There is no charge but donations are gratefully accepted.
WHEN: 7PM, Tuesday, August 3 & Tuesday, September 10
WHERE: Woodcroft Library Program Room
Space is limited. Email thegatewayboyfriend@gmail.com to register.
Here's what I've been putting together for the last little while. First meeting is August 3.
I am both excited and nervous. What if nobody comes? What if TOO MANY people come?
I'll deal with that when I get there, I guess.
If you know someone who might be interested, I'd love it if you'd pass this information on to them. Email for the group will be at thegatewayboyfriend@gmail.com.
The Heart Way
The Heart Way is a support group for anyone looking to improve their love life. Whether you're single or attached, hooking up or breaking up, The Heart Way is where we work on becoming accountable for our own romantic happiness without guilt or blame.
There is no charge but donations are gratefully accepted.
WHEN: 7PM, Tuesday, August 3 & Tuesday, September 10
WHERE: Woodcroft Library Program Room
Space is limited. Email thegatewayboyfriend@gmail.com to register.
Friday, July 09, 2010
Well...It's Been Awhile.
Upcoming Wrestling
OSCW Summertime Slobberknocker - Saturday, July 17, Hazeldean Community Hall, Edmonton (7pm)
Upcoming Meditation Instruction
Saturday, July 17 - Strathcona Public Library (10 AM)
Dan Brodribb's Writing on Dating and Relationships appears at thegatewayboyfriend.blogspot.com
Well. It's been awhile. And now I have that Staind song stuck in my head.
Lots has happened in my personal life and we'll go into that another day.
As far as other stuff, you haven't missed much. The most excting moment was crashing the after-party of an aboriginal film festival with Dawn Dumont.
Dawn bonded with one of the actors from Twilight over excercise regimens. I ate cake and danced holding hands in a circle while wondering if singing the words to "NDN Car" out loud made me a racist. In fairness, I was the only white person there AND the only one who knew all the words. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
Afterwards we danced at a gay bar, which was fun. Gay bouncers are so polite.
Most of my energy has been spent on the Gateway Boyfriend blog these days. Check it out if you haven't already. I'll have an announcement up there shortly about something cool I'm doing.
OSCW Summertime Slobberknocker - Saturday, July 17, Hazeldean Community Hall, Edmonton (7pm)
Upcoming Meditation Instruction
Saturday, July 17 - Strathcona Public Library (10 AM)
Dan Brodribb's Writing on Dating and Relationships appears at thegatewayboyfriend.blogspot.com
Well. It's been awhile. And now I have that Staind song stuck in my head.
Lots has happened in my personal life and we'll go into that another day.
As far as other stuff, you haven't missed much. The most excting moment was crashing the after-party of an aboriginal film festival with Dawn Dumont.
Dawn bonded with one of the actors from Twilight over excercise regimens. I ate cake and danced holding hands in a circle while wondering if singing the words to "NDN Car" out loud made me a racist. In fairness, I was the only white person there AND the only one who knew all the words. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
Afterwards we danced at a gay bar, which was fun. Gay bouncers are so polite.
Most of my energy has been spent on the Gateway Boyfriend blog these days. Check it out if you haven't already. I'll have an announcement up there shortly about something cool I'm doing.
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