Amateur night at a local comedy club. The audience is...less than responsive. To anyone.
The person hit hardest by this is the MC. The other comics do their five minute and are out of there. He has to go back up after each act and stare unblinkingly into the cannon barrels of apathy.
I was not scheduled on the show tonight. I was standing backstage offering support--and by "showing support," I mean, "hoping someone didn't show up so I could go on." At some point during my career, I decided the badness or goodness of the crowd is none of my business. The only thing I care about is getting up there and doing the best job I can.
Ryan Ash was the MC on this night, and he was not having a good time.
RYAN: Man, I so do not want to go back up there.
DAN: You should let me go up after the next act wearing your shirt and see if they even notice.
So that's what we did.
They noticed...although it took them a couple seconds. They even laughed.
Then I tried telling a joke about the movie "Twilight", and they shifted peacefully and went back to sleep.
I brought the next act up and left the stage.
That would be a good place to end the story.
But as a wise man once said, anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
After the next act Jon Ramcharan went up wearing Ash's shirt to tell his own "Twilight" joke.
Jon is black; Ryan is white.
The crowd didn't give a shit.
Finally, Ryan went up again...not wearing a shirt at all.
The crowd still didn't react, but at that point we were just amusing ourselves anyways.
Good times. And I'm impressed by Ryan Ash's chest hair, which is nearly as expansive as mine. Whether it is as luxurious and sable-soft as mine is something I'll never know.
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