Dan Is So Hilarious

I was raving to a woman at work the other day about a book my mom lent me, Melissa Gilbert's "Eat Pray Love"

Then I realized the woman I was talking to was a atheist in the midst of a crusade to improve her eating habits.

"Hmm," I told her. "If you wrote this book, it would just be called 'Love.'"

No one appreciates how funny I am.